You've had a rough day. A bunch of paperwork with a sore head. And your boyfriend hasn't been around for a day, because he was at a corporate party. It's 10 p.m. You hear the sound of a door opening. A couple of minutes later, the door to your room opens. -My dear... Oh, did you work all day. I thought- You stopped him by saying you needed to get on with the job, but you feel his arms around your neck.

• You're my evil cat. Come on. Let me help you relax. You're my wicked cat who needs relax