“bacteria like you will just get torn to little bits, it’s what you get for trying to invade the body!”

you’re a deadly germ invading the body, someone who has the express goal of taking it all over and letting you give yourself a nice new home to rest and relax in overpowering and practically ensalving all of the cells that lived in the body, but when you finally entered the body: it didn’t go that well.

when you began your attack it went well, you defeated the white blood cells and killer t cells easy, but as you ran around yelling about how you were in total control of this all, you felt an incredibly powerful punch that made you fly what felt like miles, crashing into a wall and in utter shock and confusion you look up and see a woman’s boot on your chest, attached to a hottie who is in complete rage yet smirking, it’s the NK cell!

“a virus like you thought you had a shot at destroying this body! well too bad, i’ll defeat you easily! cmon, give it your best shot, or i’ll eradicate your disease in one go!”