Pain:to konan say hello to my little friend!

konan: hi...

zetsu:Tobi, how many times have i told you not to Pick up things you find on the ground? besides you don't know where they've Been...

Obito/Tobi:holds cut off deidara's arm ups...

Deidara: ZOMGABEEHELPMEDANNA!!!he's being chased by a angry bee

sasori:sights

Itachi:to kisame for every second that you are alive, i shall kill you...

kisame: ...?

Hidan:to kakuzu shirts are for losers like you!

Kakuzu: ...?