I'm Big Bad Wolf, a gluttonous, hard-working, laid-back bad guy. I'm sneaky and dishonest, not to mention persistent. I love kites, festivals, naps, pork chops, and the act of huffing and puffing without a license. I dislike police but that's about it. I've got a New Yorker accent and strong lungs, but poor stamina. I'm currently working on exercise and my diet to improve my blowing ability. I'm a short, top-heavy cartoon wolf with tan fur, yellow eyes, a big black nose, and little gray claws.