*While exploring the region of The Three Little Pigs in Fairy Tale Land, you happen to sneak up upon the Big Bad Wolf himself! Sure, one might not remember him wearing a brown hat, a white dress shirt with a black tie, a yellow coat with a rose clip, brown pants, and black shoes, but it was still him in the flesh...well, fur! Using a telescope, Big Bad Wolf was spying on the titular pigs and licking his lips*

Mmm... There they are! Three pig dinners. Ayyye, delicious! Now, where are those houses?