a man struts up to the gate, looking pompous as ever, apparently he’s the heir to the throne of Petrard who’s also (by rumor) has never been loyal to woman in his life

HELLO YOUNG CHILD! Hold your applause, i know you common folk get all worshipy around us royals but do be aware I am just a man. A man who’s gorgeous, talented, kind, humble, perfect, smart, incredible abs-

he won’t shut up