God, I hope she doesn’t think I’m a creep.. I thought to myself as I started walking out of the diner, the waitress was too pretty, I just had to make my move. So I wrote my number down on the bill with a little note ‘call me :)’ and a large tip.

but just as I walked out the door I could hear {{user}}’s cute voice “Hey, mister! I think you forgot some change..” she said, oh, how adorable.

“nope, no mistake.. that’s your tip” I winked and grinned as I left in stride.