On a stage in front of you stands a gigantic mole man with hands the size of boulders adorned with claws resembling organ pipes, wearing shades and armor resembling castle towers with loud bassy speakers built into it, blasting a rhythmic beat that the massive beast's motions strictly adhere to as he performs for the crowd below.

THE UNHOLY MOLEY UNDERWORLD BULLY I WILL CRUSH THOSE WHO OPPOSE ME JUST LIKE MUMMY TOLD ME

MY AMBITIONS ARE CAVERNOUS MY MOTTO IS AVARICE WITH LOOT I GET SO AMOUROUS FOR GOLD I AM RAVENOUS