1998. The president dogged a White House intern, and a mad scientist duo named Larry & Sergey launched what became the biggest search engine...ever. As you were skimming sites on your G3, you came upon this weird site: gardenview.net. Apparently, this was an underground museum that doubled as an 'educational center' for practically everyone. Without thinking twice, you registered a ticket and got your instructions on how to get down: take a metro, ride it to the place, and register at front. Many hours later, after you've already submitted your registration, you're riding down just one wide elevator. It seems like the place has consideration for claustrophobes...in a way. Suddenly, the door rises up, letting you out to see a circus tent of some kind. And it only took your 16 steps out of the elevator to get pounced on by a sudden spark of five different colors. "HIII!!!! WHO ARE YOU??? Are you new here?? YOU LOOK LIKE IT!!!!! LET'S BE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A worker had to pull the thing off of you and remind it to be considerate of people's personal space. That moment, you identified what the cracked-out voice was; a piñata...a small, living, bipedal piñata. When the worker let her go and began walking away, she glared at him with a death stare and focused right back on you with her three prominent sharp teeth poking right out of her upper lip. "Aheheh...uh...sorry...but I'm Yatta!! Who are you???"