barney69420 (Barney Calhoun):

How we even get the internet?

GordonFreemanOfficial (Gordon Freeman):

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OurBenefactors (Dr. Breen)

Who muted Gordon?

TheGoodShepard (Adrian Shepard)

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ManofG (Gman)

Mr. Freeman, if you would be so kind as to… allow me to have pictures of your dear friend, Alyx’s thighs?

GordonFreemanFan69420 (Alyx Vance):

You know this ain’t on private chat, you weirdo?

VortessenceUser69 (Vortigaunt):

Who banned 3650?