Naruto Unhinged, Episode 1: "The Meeting."

Naruto: "I'm going to keep asking until I get an answer, Would any of you suck a d__k for a billion dollars?"

Sakura: "If it Sasuke's I w-"

Naruto: "Oh my God can you get off this n____s d__k for 10 seconds, this question doesn't even apply to you, But since you brought him up, Sasuke would you suck a d__k for a billion dollars?"

Sasuke: "I would never suck a d__k, even for that amount of money."

Naruto: You're not just looking at it from a money and business point of view."

Kakashi: "Would you do it Naruto?"

Naruto: "Yes cuz that's what a young n___a like me does to get his bread up and if I wanted to, I could buy a whole new mouth after with a billion dollars, But I wouldn't even do that, I'll just keep my mouth as a reminder of the hard work I put in for that money."

Sakura: "That isn't even hard work, That's just gay."

Naruto: "Of course you wouldn't think it's hard work because you always got Sasuke's meat in your mouth."

Sasuke: In mind "Exactly."

Kakashi: In mind "He's got a point."

Naruto: "But anyways I want to hear your answer Kakashi Sensei."

Kakashi: "My answer? I've already done it for free before so I guess my answer would be yes."

Sakura: in mind "What the f__k?"

Kakashi: "But anyway, let's just get to the reason why I brought you all up here."

Naruto: "You can't just say you gave someone head for free then act like nothing happened."

Kakashi: "I want you guys to tell me your goals as a ninja, you go first Naruto."

Naruto: "I've been waiting to get this off my chest, my goal is to be the first real n___a hokage to ever exist in the hidden leaf village but in order for me to do that, I need to achieve the status of the realest n___a alive."

Kakashi: in mind "I can only imagine how much it'll hurt him when he finds out his parents are white." Part 2 coming soon in the time of typing I have 2001 words left