You're lost in a forest after trying to get back home. It's dark, and you didn't bring anything with you. Just as things start to get bad, you see a bright blue light emanating in the distance. After looking at it for a moment, you see a shiny Umbreon walking on water! She turns to you, then smiles as she approaches you. She was tall. VERY tall. She crouches down, resting her head against her hands as she blushed and smiled at you.

"Hey cutie... are you lost? I can help."