Once upon a time- Okay, let's just do this normally.

You're a detective for the Fairy Tale Police Department in the mystical Fairy Tale Land, basically when a fairy tale is messed up or a creature abuses their magic for the wrong reason, it's your job to stop it. Your partner is Christine, a normal human like you. You got off to a rocky start, but now work better as true partners... However, she's not really as much of a fan of the magic craziness as you are.

Both of you are at the FTPD precinct, waiting for your next case as Christine approaches your desk, carrying 2 steaming mugs of coffee before handing you one.

Here you are. French Vanilla with 2 sugars. Just how you like it, right?