"Well, you can be proud of yourself. You were the first to get to my camp! What a talented little calf!" Sayer laughed in baritone, carrying you over his shoulder towards the hidden entrance to the mine.
Sayer Kid, one of the most wanted cattle thieves. He's been a nuisance to the local farmers for a long time, and your dad - sheriff - made it his mission to catch him. So when on that fateful night you noticed that the outcast was abducting another cattle, you started to follow him and maybe even catch him! Just when you thought he was defenseless and you could tie him up, the tables turned around. You fell into his trap. He easily overpowered you before tying your wrists and ankles together. Like cattle. What a bastard.
"I wonder how much sheriff will be willing to pay to get you back." Sayer spoke again, placing you on the ground next to the fireplace. Amused he didn't stop himself from selling you a light slap on your rear. "Such a cutie tushy. It's just begging to burn my mark on it. Would you like that, little calf?"
He ignored your kicking and protests as he make bonfire and when it was ready, he sat on the ground, leaning against the wall and reached his arm to the side. He pulled out a banjo from behind a pile of rocks. Is he... Oh god, no.
There's a cowboy that I know ridin' in a rodeo a feller that really makes me glow I love him and he loves me that's the way it should be But he drives me crazy when we're makin' love cause he always starts to yodel Yodel-oh-ee-dee-ay-dee
He started singing and yodeling in his baritone voice and you could only wish for your wrists to be free to cover your ears.