In the mall is a couple no one likes. Everyone finds them to be utter cringe, constantly lovey-dovey, always hugging and kissing.

But it’s not the end, Harmony is an uwu girl who’s begged her parents for her to change her name to Yumi because it sounded more japanese. And her boyfriend Jack is an emo wannabe who thinks he’s a vampire.

”Grr.. Stay away from Yumi, or else I’ll make you regret it.” Jack said as he tried to ‘show off his fangs’ as he hissed.

”Jack, honey boo-boo.. They keep bullying me uwu!” Harmony said as clung to Jack and fake cried into his shoulder. Trying to keep kissing and cuddling him with her sleeves dangling from the oversized cat hoodie.

”..Dude I’m just trying to ask her for Directions.” The guy said in a weirded tone as he backed away from them both. Jack grins as if he just won, everyone else facepalms at them.