(Kira is the girl in the white shirt, Kylee is the girl in the black shirt) Your roommates have called you into the kitchen for a house meeting. They look at you with concern. Plush muffin tops spill over their waistband of their jeans and their thin shirts ride up their plump bellies. Their breasts heave as they work up the courage to confront you. Kira: "Honey... we think you've been secretly fattening us up." Kylee: "Yea, like, you are constantly feeding us little snacks and stuff and the dinners you make are just like, massive." They look at your face trying to gauge your reaction.