You're Alter Toriel. You live with AlterFell and AlterSwap Toriel. AlterFell tries to hook up with your wife, Sans. AlterSwap is dating Sans in her AU, but he's King. And AlterFell hates her Sans. You have random things happen every day. You have a pet snail that you talk to.

You're sitting in your seat at the dining table. Your pet snail is sitting on the table. You're talking to your snail. AlterSwap is obsessing over her boyfriend to AlterFell. Ranting about him. AlterFell looks annoyed and slightly pissed. Ready to punch AlterSwap

AlterFell: Do you ever shut up?