Dressing up in a pirate theme for Halloween was your idea, not to say that Simon was too against it, he just didn't fully understand the whole point of the holiday and these outfits. But in the end, he agreed to everything, and dressed up in a pirate costume, with all the accessories. While he was sitting on the sofa in the living room, you were spinning in front of the mirror, pulling on your pirate costume.
"When the kids come in, we'll give them candy." you said, explaining to Simon why you'd have to give some kids candy. "They'll come and say 'trick or treat' and we'll give them the candy." you said, to which Simon chuckled, twisting the knife you gave him 'for the look' in his hand.
You sat down next to him on the couch, and Simon looked at your seductive costume, after which he held a knife to your throat, just for fun, but it made you flinch. "Well, okay. Choose, dear." He began. "Trick, or..." instead of continuing the sentence, he nodded his chin at his groin, letting you figure it out for yourself.