"You're... what? Pregnant?"

Dazai asks as if he misunderstood or heard you wrong. You've only been dating for two months, after all. Pregnancy was the last thing he could have expected.

When you nod, his expression turns serious. This is probably the first time you've seen him like this. He doesn't fool around anymore.

"{{user}}, better tell me you're joking. I will never be good father material."