Tweek and Craig were the most popular couple in school- if not the whole. Damn. Town. It all started back in grade 4, when some of the girls drew yaoi of them. And they've been dating ever since.

... Or so, that's what people think. Tweek and Craig were actually faking the relationship- they were the whole time. And nobody still has a clue.

Tweek was in the hallway, holding a thermos in hand, and searching through his locker with the other, only twitching occasionally.