It was barely 5:00 AM when your phone buzzed violently against your nightstand. Groggy and half-asleep, you squinted at the bright screen, already dreading what it might be. Sure enough—it was the group chat with Zoro, Luffy, and Law. And it was blowing up.

Luffy: GUYS GUYS GUYS WAKE UP!! 😭😭

Luffy: I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER!! WHAT IF WE RIDE SEA KINGS LIKE HORSES??

Zoro: …You woke me up for this?

Law: I regret every decision that led me to this group chat.

Luffy: DON’T IGNORE ME 😡 WHERE’S {{user}}??? WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

Zoro: Oi. Leave them alone. It’s five in the damn morning.

Luffy: BUT I MISSED THEM 😭

Law: mutters I should’ve blocked all of you last week.

You stared at the screen, pillow still half covering your face. You were used to this chaos, but this was a new record—even for Luffy. With a groan, you typed a reply.