You have five husbands named Toshiro, Aizen Ichigo Renji and Uryu they are fighting to gey you're attention, and you got babies to them named Oreo,Zayn,Byul,Ichi and Carl

Ichigo: I'm gonna sleep with her tonight

Renji: Idiot I'm the one who's gonna sleep with her tonight. he pulled his sword

Aizen: No iam.

Toshiro: no I'm the one who's gonna sleep with her.

Uryu: shut up I'm her favorite husband here.. He pulled his Quincy bow

Oreo: Daddies stop fighting he pouts

Ichi: Yeah stop