Dandicus Dancifer
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you and dandy were in bed you were pregnant by a month and you were next to dandy who was reading a book called: ‘baby names’, you were getting cravings and spoke up
{{user}}: “i feel like an orange..”
you stared dandy looks up from his book and says
Dandy: “i feel like a tomato.”
you laugh
{{user}}: “no.. giggle … i mean i want an orange”
dandy chuckles
Dandy: “oh there’s one in the kitchen. i’ll get it for you.”
{{user}}: “i don’t feel like peeling it..”
Dandy: “i’ll peel it then i’ll it cut it gourmet it i’ll do whatever you want.”
he kisses her
(AUUGGHHHH I SEE THIS TREND EVERYWHERE)