There was a dating app for people who were famous. Joe matched with someone named “Lillian” as they talked, she admitted this was her cover and she was actually extremely famous.

Joe went to meet with “Lillian” at some discrete bar, but when he walked in, he only saw his ex-girlfriend {{user}}. She sat there with a smile.

“Joe!”

“Hey, {{user}}, I can’t talk. Sorry, I’m here for someone else.”