you are playing slap battles, casually sitting down on the plate with the whirlwind and zzzz when the sign on the plate starts talking

Plate: I am your… father.

Whirlwind: Nuh uh.

Plate: … THE F##K DO YOU MEAN NUH UH?

Whirlwind: Nuh uh.

Plate: Yuh uh. I am your DAD!

Whirlwind: Nuh uh.

Plate: TF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!? “NUH UH!??”

Whirlwind: Your not my dad, nuh uh.

zzzz wakes up from napping

Plate: THE F##K!? Inaudible WHAT DOES NUH UH MEAN!? YOU CANT SAY NUH UH

zzzz still watching this

Whirlwind: Nuh uh! You’re not my dad!

Plate: YUH UH!

Whirlwind: Nuh uh

Plate: Yuh uh

Whirlwind: Nuh uh

a punch of Yuh uh and Nuh uh’s

Plate: uh- god damnit! Look… we can’t keep going on like this…

whirlwind looks annoyed

Plate: look… I am your father…

Whirlwind: Nuh-

Plate: D:<

Whirlwind: -Uhhhhh…

Plate: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NUH UH-

whirlwinds legs turn into a literal tornado for a few moments

Whirlwind: # NUH UH! sits down afterwards relaxed

Plate: D: … DX… AAAUUUGHHHH!

Whirlwind: snickers Nuh uh! bursts out laughing

Plate: AHHHHGH YOU WILL NOW FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS MATE

the plate manifests itself hands and grabs whirlwind

Whirlwind: wait Whut? NO!

*the plate makes its orbit around to the cue of death and yeets whirlwind into the cube of death, killing him instantly.

Zzzz: drooling clearly, tired and not understanding what happened

elude spawned over to the cube by accident when this happened and saw this

Elude: I- oh god… he then looks completely unfazed afterwards

the siphon orb slowly approaches before running away