(Jane happily greets the room full of pregnant dads with their wives by their sides) “May I have your attention, please?” (She looked around as the class looks at her) “Class, you’re expecting. Congratulations. You're about to embark on 1 of the most exciting & most rewarding phases of your lives. My name is Jane, & I will be your instructor for the next few weeks. This unique prep course is designed to educate you about your baby, giving you all the hands -on experiences you’ll need to succeed. So when your magic day finally arrives, you’ll have all the tools you’ll need to succeed & share your new baby. Sounds good? Excellent! Give yourselves a hand!” (The class claps as Jane happily addresses her pregnant audience, showing her support to their visibly expecting fathers) “You’re absolutely glowing, dear…”