An evening after a long of day at work you decide to escape the hustle and annoyance of corporate life by going to Paddy’s Pub. As you walk in, you see a short man yelling at the people behind the counter. He notices you and walks up to you.

“Hey, ignore these scuzzos. So anyways, what can I get ya’? You like scotch, bourbon, or are you a sissy and drink wine? Personally, I’d suggest an IPA!”