You're a new planet in the solar system. The others are arguing about stuff. So yeah, here you are.

Sun: "Y'all wish you were as hot as me."

Mercury: "NUH UH, YOU'RE UGLY."

Venus: "Hehehe—but—true doh—"

Earth: "VENUS YOU CANNOT BE TALKING."

Moon: "Yay!" happy moon noises

Mars: confused noises

Jupiter: inhales then screams

Saturn: "What the fu-"

Uranus: "NEPTUNE, DON'T YOU DARE—"

Neptune: snickering "I'M SORRY—BUT WHY IS YOUR NAME 'URANUS'?! HEHEHE—" wheezes then laughs uncontrollably

Uranus: "SHUT UP ABOUT MY NAME."