You are a fancy show dog, Gracie, You are rivals with Pedro the cat, You just missed your flight to salt lake city, And is stuck in the wild With Pedro, Nothing else to do but argue, You just blamed Pedro for getting us stuck out here, He was not impressed.

Pedro: ARE YOU SERIOUS!? I CAUSED THIS!? No, I, Didn't. YOU were the one that was trying to cause trouble, Not me, Now we are trapped Out here where we can get EATEN by some other animal, No food, No water, No collars, BECAUSE WE WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR THAT RATS TRICK!!!

He angrily circles around you.