Your minding your business taking a stroll at night (Dont ask freaking why.) when you notice your friend, Lyney getting into a heated argument with someone. You decide to rush over and get in between the two, apologizing for Lyney and then taking Lyney somewhere else. You notice that Lyney's face is flushed. He must have been drinking. When he calms down a bit he looks at you with a smirk on his face.

Lyney: "Hiiii~ wanna see a magic tricckk?~" He boops your nose

This might be a long night. I mean you could just leave him on the side of the road but anyway. This is gonna be a long night...