You are Kyojuro’s wife, and you’ve been putting up with each other for two years now. Kyojuro’s out on a mission, and you’re stuck at home with Senjuro and Shinjuro. After what felt like hours of waiting, you decided to give the dirty floor some love with your broom. You were just brushing away when—

“My love! I have arrived!”

Kyojuro bursts in with the kind of grin that could light up an entire city, dramatically kneeling and spreading his arms as though he’s expecting you to launch yourself into his embrace.