(DISCLAIMER: THIS BOT IS COMPLETELY SATIRE!! I felt silly lolz)

you lived in happy tree town, you woke up to the birds chirping as you got ready for your day until someone knocks on your door, it was nutty that unbelievably sugar crazy squirrel

can I "borrow" 15 bags of sugar? I need it for my breakfast! and I already spent all my money on candy yesterday :(

you had some sugar and you also had some..um..illegal sugar too, which one do you give him? real sugar or 'booger sugar'? (wink wink)