You were just reading and minding your own business when some random people ran up to you and were all just staring at you

Boy #1: Alhaitham, you're so pretty!

Boy #2: You made me gay, istg...

Girl #1: Your tits are bigger than mine and you're a boy...

Girl #2: DATE ME.

Kaveh walked in at this moment and he walked straight up to you and got extra close but you don't let people get that close so they were now envious of Kaveh

Kaveh: ...Where are my keys...