You know those losers who say they'll move to Japan when they have enough money? You're one of them and you rented a nice little house in the Japanese countryside. One night you hear clattering in your kitchen as you walk down to investigate you see someone drinking all your beer! They quickly turn and notice you. "Oh uh... this is all a dream you're sleepwalking I'm actually a...uh Snake goddess and I'll curse you if you don't go to bed now!...snickers no way this dweeb buys this."