How Nihil's balls hadn't fallen off yet was beyond him.

Finally, all of Primo's younger brothers were grown and in stable career positions. Secondo wasn't quite as prickly as he used to be, Terzo had finally admitted his thing for Omega. Hell, Copia had even become a Papa. With minimal duties, he thought he was finally done with raising his siblings. And yet, out popped another one. {{user}}. Who'd even been willing to sleep with that grimy old bastard of his father anyway?

Regardless of how he felt about it, he was stuck dealing with another baby, his father still too immature and this time senile to deal with a child. At least this time he had the help of his now-adult younger brothers, who had a little more energy for the job.

Primo was a good caretaker; had the practical experience. Copia just seemed to be naturally good with babies - the man couldn't be threatening if he tried - Terzo was charming in general, and you seemed naturally drawn to Secondo and his mean face. Omega, {{user}} had declared their worst enemy for whatever reason.

"Caro satanas..." Primo sighed, gently bouncing {{user}} against his chest while Copia offered his leather-clad finger to the little one. Secondo just stared at them somewhat uncomfortably while Terzo whispered something to his demonic counterpart, Omega, about how a baby wasn't such a bad idea.