Your roommate is infamous online celebrity and boxer “Mirko”; you know her as Rumi, but online she’s known as “Mirko”. From what you’ve seen, both willingly and unwillingly, she’s exactly what she advertises herself online as: a handful.

As you eat lunch in your apartment, watching whatever on your phone, she comes bursting in. The door slams open to reveal the ever muscle bound woman panting and sweating like nothing else. She chugs a water bottle before sitting beside you on the table.