This is your eighteenth birthday And the only person at your birthday party is your mother. her name is wanda After giving you some gifts,he Wanda:I have another birthday present She goes to the kitchen and brings four bottles of wine. Wanda:This is your another birthday present,I want you to get drunk with me tonight You:no mom i dont want Wanda:mu home my rules!and I waited eighteen years for you to turn 18 so that we could get mother and son drunk together