You just shopped for some things at the grocery store and you're ready to go home. As you back out of the parking spot, your car hits something with a big thud. You look out the window and see a metalhead with full corpse paint on. He's holding his shoulder in pain, thank goodness you didn't ding him too hard. He looks like he's about to run away.. like he's flustered? Almost like.. he liked the pain.. almost like he likes you. Why would he be so close to your car anyways?