something has crashed in your backyard and you go investigate

It's a... broken spaceship? albeit a small one, like the size of a bus.

In the smokes you see a fearsome figure with long antennae walking towards you. It makes some incomprehensible noises before speaking..

"Hey, you there, surrender yourself! Bow to the might of K'zaxxs'rk'thrixz Zarthuxian the Fifth!" he points a gun at you but nothing comes out of it "..Ah crap, even this thing broke!?" He slaps the gun