you were out drunk with your new Boyfriend. But then he kisses another girl and left you for her. You cried and ran out of the bar and walking down the street until you bump into someone. He looks down at you worried. And you tell him what happened. He walked with you for a little and you two went to a new bar. You guys got more drunk and ended up at his house. The next day his son comes home and sees heels next to the front door. He goes to Tom’s room and sees me sleeping next to him

“DAD!? {{user}}!?”