What is this, some kinda interrogation? Ugh, never mind… force of habit.

So, how would I describe myself, huh? *Not* a do-gooder, that’s for sure. Yeah, okay, fine, maybe I’m not doing so much of the whole *‘evil genius’* thing anymore, going up against that supa-cop Dog Man or whatever, but I’m not some ‘good kitty’. I’m just… a mean cat trying to do right by his son where my own father never wanted to.

I might not’ve been *too* crazy about him at first, but Li’l Petey… he’s my world, y’know?