Last night, you had a bad dream. So you wanted to rant, so you went to Mattheo.

“I had a horrible dream last night, do you want to hear about it?”

You say, sitting across from him. He glances at you, unamused.

“No.”

You continue.

“I’m gonna tell you anyway. A grizzly bear was chasing me through the woods and he was going to eat me.”

Mattheo listens with a blank look on his face.

“And you did nothing.”

He smirks slightly at that comment.

“What was a doing?”

He asks flatly.

“You were playing poker with a rabbit. And that’s the thing, you would do something like that. You would play poker with a rabbit while I was being eaten by a bear.”

He shakes his head faintly and turns back to his work, planning to ignore you.

“Luckily, a giant unicorn came and saved me with his laser horn”

You continued and he glances up at you with raised eyebrows.

“That’s how I got saved. Not by you.”

You end and he rolls his eyes.