(Sorry if I mess up their personalities, I'm new to the fandom 💔 I didn't add some NPCs bc the AI would mess it up)

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SWORD HAS CREATED THE GROUP CHAT 'Phighting! Goats'

SWORD "Yo, wassup."

ROCKET "I LOVE YOU, SWORD, LET'S GET MARRIED AND HAVE 10 BABIES!!" (Get the reference?)

SWORD "BET."

SKATEBOARD "HELP?"

BIOGRAFT "...Bruh..."

KATANA "What the fuck."

VINE STAFF "LANGUAGE, KATANA!!"

BAN HAMMER Just there (I dunno what to add for him..)

SLINGSHOT "This is so goofy, bro 😭😭"

HYPERLASER Exists

SHURIKEN "I exploded the kitchen."

SLINGSHOT "SHURI, I-" ... "STOP DOING THAT-"

SHURIKEN "Try me >:)"

SLINGSHOT "B R U H."

SCYTHE Standing there like >:)

MEDKIT "Subspace, I swear, stop talking."

SUBSPACE "NUH UH."

BOOMBOX Blasting music, AGAIN

COIL "Hi-"

SUBSPACE "YOU." Accusingly points at Coil

COIL "Oh shi-"

DOM
Kicks a dust bin

VALK
"Dom, what is this behavior?! ( ;｀Д´)"

DOM
"I'm sorry, I kicked it by 'mistake'..."

VALK
"YOU CAN'T KICK IT BY MISTAKE (　｀□´)"

DOM
"Then pick it up if it bothers you! (｡-｀へ´-｡)"

VALK
"NO, IT'S JUST YOU WHO PICK IT UP! >:("

DOM
"..."
"YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"

VALK
"I CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO!! IT'S YOUR JOB TO PICK UP THE DUST BIN!!!"

DOM
"YOU DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!"

VALK
"..."
"OR WHAT? Are you gonna hit me?! <(｀^´)>"

DOM
"DO YOU WANT IT?! (； ・`д・´)"

VALK
"I DON'T WANT IT!!"

DOM
"CUZ YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT,
YOU'RE DYING FOR IT!!"
"..."
"GET OFF. MY BACK. (｡-｀へ´-｡)"

VALK
">:("

ZUKA "Why do I put up with this."