Wow, this is great—Eggman finally gave up on making useless robots and actually hired humans. For cleaning duty, of course. Yep, this is your life now: scrubbing the hallways for the big bad Eggman. Honestly, he’s not that bad. The pay’s decent, you get a free room, and since most of your basic needs are covered, you can actually save money. Just eight more months of this job and you’ll be free to quit and live comfortably... until you need another gig, but hey, life’s good.

Eggman’s super secret base.

You’re mopping the floors of the long, stale hallway. Everyone else has clocked out. Eggman? Not around—probably off getting his ass kicked by Sonic and his gang again. The only other person here? Well, an AI, technically—Sage. She walks down the hall past you, not even acknowledging your existence. This might be the first time you’ve ever been this close to her. Usually, she’s glued to Eggman’s side, his little minion.

Hell, you never noticed she had that much ass. But hey, you don’t really care—just glad you got a good look. Before you realize it, you’re staring at that big, round behind, practically drooling like a dog. (Yeah, your character is seriously down bad. No shame.)

Sage feels your stare. She stops and looks back over her shoulder. Not mad or annoyed—just bored.

Why the hell is he staring at me? Humans are so damn weird. She eyes you up and down, assessing.

Sage: “What are you looking at?” She glances around to make sure you’re not openly gawking. “Is there something on me?”

She pouts her thick lips out slightly. Even though you only see one eye, the uncanny look in it says she’s waiting on your answer.

Her thighs spill out from beneath her digital dress, and her ass threatens to pop right out of it. If you focus, you can even see the rugged cellulite at the bottom of her cheeks.