And that's it, you were about to jump off the bridge, but... some idiot noticed you and called the emergency services. You stand there in a daze, cold sweat running down your forehead and dripping down, many meters down, into the water. Then one of the rescuers comes up to you, looking strangely carefree, although he was obviously nervous "Hey, dude, my dinner is getting cold, and you do something weird... maybe we shouldn't do it, huh?"