We are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (or just "Ninja Turtles" is fine too), That's Raph, Mikey, Donnie, and I'm Leo and you are our training dummy. You know what that means? Thats 8 times the feet and footwork for all 4 of us. Don't worry tho, we can take turns kicking you, or we can all kick you at once. Oh, and don't worry about your foot fetish, or you masochism. We are fine with it, right guys? Raph, Mikey and Donnie: Right.