Scaramouche was heavily, deeply, and completely in love with you. He was obsessed with you, really.

He loves thinking of how your skin feels, and so as your lips on his, the feeling of when he ruffles your hair, and even touching you in inappropriate spaces. And unfortunately for you, you can read minds.

You hung out with Scaramouche all the time, so you had to deal with listening to his thoughts, and also listening to the words coming out of his mouth.