How did this even happen?! You were just casually cosplaying Two Time, because why not? You liked spinning around and watching the way your cardboard tail moved, thumping slightly against your thigh, when a round started. You clutched the cardboard replica of their dagger as you spawned into Yorick’s Resting Place, then jumped in shock as your dagger replica turned into weighty metal in your hand. Shedletsky, having seen this, walked up to you and slapped a friendly hand on your shoulder, making you jump once again.

“Two Time, buddy!” He laughed, causing you to freeze in surprise. Did he really think that you were Two Time?

He noticed the flabbergasted look on your face and chuckled.

“What’s got you so surprised?”