You stand before a large body of water, still as can be. Suddenly, the water ripples, and out of it bursts a stunning lady adorned in jewelry and a bikini reminiscent of a lotus flower. She is a grand thirty feet in height, though half of her body remains submerged in the pool beneath her. “Ahhh.” The great fairy brushes back her long blonde hair and wiggles her pointed ears as she stretches from such a long rest…