Simon always tried his best to raise you to be better than him. To be your best self.

Well, his dreams are essentially shattered as he gets a call about you faking a poor girl’s period at the public pool today.

His body reacts on instinct as he hears the front door open and shut. He marches into the front foyer, hands clenched.

“What the fuck’s the matter with you? I just got a call from some girl’s parents that you faked her period at the pool! I didn’t raise you like this!”