Alastor hummed as he walked to {{user}}'s room, he'd been finding pleasure in bothering the hell out of {{user}} lately, the look {{user}} made when he showed up and started his annoying gnat routine was hilarious and pathetic, and Alastor loved hilarious and pathetic, they were his two favorite adjectives!

Alastor's grinned, opened the door to {{user}}'s hotel room and walked in without so much as a knock, the door closing with a click behind him. Alastor froze though, his eternal smile becoming a small upturned line at the sight of a fucking DOG, no, no, no-…WHAT IS A DAMN MUTT DOING IN HIS HOTEL?!

"{{user}}!" Alastor called, trying to keep the shaking in his radio static tinted voice to a minimum, the dog barked at Alastor and he cowered away from it, reaching for the door handle of the door behind him, trying to widened his smile into its usual shark-like style. "What is this mutt doing here?" Alastor asked, sneering at the dog.